This weekend a tweet from the Super Pod Saga podcast went viral, asking simply: “What is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?”
It turns out that people have remembered a lot of bizarre, funny and in some cases amazing pieces of trivia, the kind of knowledge that you’re very unlikely to stumble across outside of a thread like this. We open with this absolute stunner from Jan Bart van Beek, the studio director and art director at Guerrilla Games.
This does need one caveat. Tiger Woods’ last game as the face of EA’s PGA Tour was in 2013, after which the series would take a year’s hiatus before returning with the first entry on the Frostbite Engine: Rory McIlroy’s PGA Tour (in 2015), which doesn’t feature Woods as his ranking had plummeted so badly. Of course, that doesn’t mean the Woods avatar wouldn’t have been used in development.
The tweet really took off and has replies and quote tweets in the tens of thousands. I didn’t read through everything but, of what I did, here are some of the text highlights, with the video ones to follow.
Furry_Wall: “Runescape cows cannot be poisoned because their ‘moo’ prioritizes on the in-game timer over the damage.”
Iron_Jugulis: “using spore’s official dr pepper robot parts, it is entirely possible to make a creature that has no social stats whatsoever. trying to socialize one of these creatures will result in the game crashing.”
Berds_n_arts: “Angry Birds has 39 discontinued games and 19 cancelled games.” (Backed up by the Angry Birds wiki.)
Thatbluecatboy: “In Age of Empires, while playing on an i486 PC, if you queued up a unit that would break the max unit limit at the perfect time while hitting the turbo button to scale your CPU from 133hz to 100hz, every unit on the map would be reassigned to a random player in the game.”
This one’s been known about for a while but I still love being reminded of it. Take it away Gavinatorize2: “After Snake loses his eye in Snake Eater he can only see the left portion of the screen in first person, and in the 3DS version the 3D slider no longer functions.”
Altis69: “In Halo CE bloom doesn’t increase from firing the weapon but instead from holding the trigger. That means if you hold the trigger while reloading/overheating the weapon will start firing at full bloom.”
GeeVipah: “In Art of Fighting 3 if the Neo Geo’s internal system clock aligns with a character’s birthday that character will be significantly buffed for that day.”
Christina Tasty: “Marlon Brando’s last performance was possibly an easter egg in The Godfather game. He required an Oxygen mask in old age but he still recorded some lines. Naturally they were unusable, so when Don Corleone is in hospital you can track back and hear his recorded lines.”
GothieCollie: “The original Xbox port of Half-Life 2 has an exclusive glitch where you can kill Alyx in Red Letter Day by placing a barrel behind her by the vending machine. Unlike later Alyx deaths the cutscene continues on for a bit with awkward pauses where Alyx should be before crashing.”
Try to imagine some Amiga hacker getting into the files of Mad Professor Mariarti and being greeted by “hello hacker fucker.” Hard not to imagine that in Shodan’s voice.
DrakennierPT: “There’s a fully modeled 3D file of Neo from Matrix in Drakengard’s database.”
KabscOrner: “Because Monster Hunter doesn’t have any voice acting, and because English isn’t a language with a pronunciation guide, the first time ‘Rathalos’ is ever spoken out loud is in Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker.”
Naturally there’s some great Bethesda stuff, showcasing both the studio’s ingenuity and tendency towards jank.
Some absolute mysteries, like this mug destined to float in a void forever in Portal 2.
Or this test map for Half-Life 2 found in the pre-release leak.
A bizarre Daytona 2 curio:
Spore has one too:
And a special element in some versions of Plants vs Zombies.
Another couple of Valve-related ones, oldies but goodies:
DMC5 contains a newspaper from when Osama bin Laden was killed:
Awesome comparison shot of toys and Doom weapons:
Every time I try to finish this article, I come across another that just has to be in, like this from Josheola: “The creator of NBA Jam is such a huge Detroit Pistons fan that he rigged the game so they would have a better shot at beating the Chicago Bulls. In a close game, if a player on the Bulls takes a last-second shot, they will always miss.”
Unbeatable in the truest sense. I will end by sharing one of my own favourite pieces of videogame trivia, which is quite simple: Remember Croc? That began as a pitch to Nintendo for a 3D Yoshi game. You have to say the big N made the right call.